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01 April 2009 @ 07:49 pm
Title: April Fools, Jon
Author: holly_cullen
Pairing: "Jon"/"Stephen"
Rating: PG
Warnings: None
Disclaimer: I neither own Jon Stewart nor Stephen Colbert (but oh, how I wish I did)
Author's Notes: After last year's April Fools prank yielded undesirable results, Stephen decides to shock Jon with a trick that's sure to leave him breathless. My first fic on livejournal, and my first slash fic. Comments are welcomed, if not begged for. I wrote this in an hour, because I wanted to post it on April 1st. References to a few tosses I'm too lazy to put links to.

Jon? I'm gay.Collapse )
mood: creative
music: Crown Of Love (Arcade Fire)
27 November 2008 @ 01:51 am
Hai guyz *waves*

Okay, so I've just been introduced into the amazing world of Stewart, Colbert & co and there have been a few videos and pictures floating around which I desperately, desperately want to get my hands on, namely

1) The shoot involving Jon in a pink frilly dress and tiara
2) The clip involving Stephen licking the desk at TDS
3) The clip where Stephen waves a small pink dress at Jon and says "I'm Jon Stewart, I'm a pretty little girl"
4) A clip where Jon's wearing fishnets with a towel wrapped around his head (I understand this is pretty old)
5) Stephen singing a) Barry Manilow and b) with a rock band with his sleeves ripped off
6) Jon in a yellow towel pottering around a band in the middle of their practice

Lol alright so that's a hell of a lot of clips. Would appreciate extremely any clips involving Jon/Stephen in any cute/slashy situations. Also, what's this I hear about the TDS people finding out about the slash being written about them?

I'm willing to write fic in exchange for any info
, so please! I'm begging you, kind souls, help me out here.

Mods, please delete this post if it's at all appropriate. Thanks, bbs!

x-posted to assorted communities

mood: desperate
28 June 2008 @ 12:07 am
Title: Title: Honey Mustard (or, Is Bobby Delicious?)
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: "Stephen"/Bobby, Tad/Bobby
Disclaimer: Follow the fake cut.

Summary: Stephen Colbert eats his (former) stage manager. Tad is not happy about this. (But it's not what you're thinking.)

( 'Listen, Tad, you can't tell anyone about this, all right?' )
01 December 2007 @ 01:41 pm
Heeeey, dead community! How are ya all? ;P

Because I can:

Title: Going One Way
Author: snoopypez
Rating: G? :P
Summary: Stephen, uh, watches a TV show. Yep, that’s it.
Author note: A ficlet for soupytwist's birthday, because she is my favourite. :D I heart her FOREVER AND EVER OMG. She may be.. the only person amused by this, but I swear, if you know anything about Stephen Colbert the character at all, you should be able to follow it. ;P

When Stephen first happened across the show, completely by accident, he was not impressed.
mood: sleepysleepy
music: Stars - Barricade
Yeah, this is me....some of you might know me....most of you probably don't....the only way anyone would know anything about my fandom-related writing would be from Colboard Report interviews I wrote a bazillion years ago....

I really really want to start writing stuff again, but...Collapse )

Crossposted to all the other ones.
11 September 2007 @ 03:56 am
Another one-shot. Because with all this detail I now know about illicit gay bathroom sex, it would have been a shame not to use it.

Title: My Heart's On Fire
Rating: PG-13
Warning: I believe the kids these days call it "cottaging".
Words: ~760
Disclaimers: On the story. (*to the tune of Brick House* It's a fake ... cut!)

( You can't stay anonymous when the man tapping his foot in the next stall turns out to be a groupie. )
30 August 2007 @ 01:47 am
I told myself I would do minimal crossposting of this story so as not to flood flists, and now it's almost over and I haven't crossposted it on LJ at all. So here it is.

It's mpreg. Don't run yet! It has no magic, no aliens, and no sudden and unexplained reversals of the laws of biology. It started with a wørd from last year in which (character-)Stephen contemplated getting a uterus transplant to carry a child for reasons that, in his own bizarrely logical way, made sense. What follows is the tale of how things happened in a universe where he went through with it.

Give it a try. The first hit is free.

And did I mention it's illustrated?

Title: Expecting
Rating: Through PG-13
Warnings: Sex, drugs, rock'n'roll.
Pairing: Lots. Highlights include Jon/"Stephen", Tad/Bobby, and Lewis/shouting.
Disclaimers: Found on individual chapters. In short, not real, and not mine.

Theatrical Trailer
Commercial Trailer

'How hard could it be? I already passed a kidney stone; how much *worse* could it be?'Collapse )
12 June 2007 @ 12:40 am
Two fic ideas from tonight(6/11/07)'s show that I really, really hope someone will write:

Cut for SPOILERS!Collapse )
08 June 2007 @ 07:48 pm
A short vid about Stephen-the-character's perspective on same-sex marriage. Come for the Stephen/repression, stay for the Jon/George Clooney.

( Two people who want to commit to a stable monogamous lifelong relationship - what are they, nuts? )
01 May 2007 @ 03:16 am
The fanvid DVD for Stephen's birthday is being sent off in just a few days. Fortunately for me, the compiler is not averse to taking last-minute submissions.


First of all, I've finally updated Knock On Wood. The new version has minor changes all around, but the most important are that (a) it includes footage of Jon on Crossfire under the lyric "Have you ever had the odds stuck up so high you need a strength most don't posess?"; and (b) the credits are actually correct this time.

V2.0 on DailyMotion | V2.0 on imeem | Direct download (.mpg, 40 MB)


Second, and more importantly: It was decided to nix the RPS, but that Chuck/Geoffrey and "Stephen"/Tad vids would be fine. And then it came up that there were no "Stephen"/Tad vids.

Well, we can't have that, can we?

So I made one. The music is by Culture Club; half of their oeuvre is about the lead singer's problems with his boyfriend, but this song is rather harder to interpret. (Sample lyric: "Junction / Function / The boy with pop is slender." Eh?)

But what could make a finer Stephen/Tad video than a song about tumbling?

Title: I'll Tumble With You
Music: Culture Club - "I'll Tumble 4 Ya" [Lyrics]
Video: TCR, with a bit of TDS thrown in.
Summary: Tad will tumble with Stephen. And do pretty much anything else, for that matter. It's love in stereo! (Whatever that means.)

Tumbling on DailyMotion | Tumbling on imeem | Direct download (.avi, 40 MB)


One thing I'll say about vidding Tad: He appears in so few segments that I had to spend far less time than usual hunting through clips.